Joke
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. > > Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position > imaginable!" " Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head " |
HAHA
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lol
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rofl :=)
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fubar and funny :) :=)
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ewww
but lol |
omfg harr harr!!! was wondering how you would rap it up :p
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Heheh, class :)
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Class for a necrophiliac joke, mmm...
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YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS :yes:
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*shakes head*
Oi. |
lol :D
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classic :D
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this is more like hourly meeting of spammers eheh :p
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lol :D
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LMAO.... 8)
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I love you :)
*** it's the little things that count*** |
Haha- thats awsome.... I may have to take that joke and use it as my own.
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