Funny as hell post on WoW forums...
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hehe Those have all been around forever but they are always hilarious. Bloodninja knows has a way with women.
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Yea have also read em before
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hrm why is all this stuff new to me lol, i been on the net for so long i should have seen them...lol
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it's called lack of interest reading up on stuff...thats why u haven't seen it b4:)
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truth, cause i hate reading;p
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except when its WoW related heh :D
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damn right
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Read that in few other forums
Surprise to find that in the WoW forum also :D |
found this other day on me pc, dont know where i got it from, but its funny as fuck. not really a cyber 1, but a boyfriend girlfriend thing
Quit long but a good read. Session Start (Yahoo! - While reading this, keep in mind that I'm not Josh. But it sure was fun to pretend to be Josh... whoever he was, he's fucked now. dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:38:11 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey hey sweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me??????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm ur girlfriend!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the fuck!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: bot. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:27 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:28 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? dys4iK: I have no clue who the hell you are, dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!! dys4iK: you're josh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh. dys4iK: I wish I was drunk... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: how'd you find me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night. dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer, dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u?? dys4iK: 'cause i'm in hard drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit dys4iK: I lied. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: in fact, dys4iK: I could be on drugs, dys4iK: _right now)_ sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this shit sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal dys4iK: yep. dys4iK: drugs and college. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that dys4iK: yep sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy dys4iK: I've gotta go fuck my sister now. dys4iK: back in a bit. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8 dys4iK: oh, hey, right. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: my cousin, then. dys4iK: how old are my cousins? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high? dys4iK: I can' help it, dys4iK: it's the drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: my deal? dys4iK: ten bucks an hour. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy dys4iK: who's tracy? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: sure. dys4iK: she was a nice lay. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here dys4iK: of course. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i'm crying b/c of u dys4iK: her and some other girl. dys4iK: it was fun! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH dys4iK: and some guy. dys4iK: I think. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U dys4iK: I can't really remember. dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY dys4iK: no, not gay. dys4iK: not yet. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT dys4iK: it happened tommorow! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: tommorow. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna come over ok dys4iK: over to canada? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada?? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talkin* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over dys4iK: I already told you I'm not josh. dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am, dys4iK: so I'm playing the part. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: but, I can't play it in person. dys4iK: sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna break up with u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing dys4iK: yep. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: such a stupid name. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i'm on my way over dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: see you in a few days. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i'm leaving sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good dys4iK: yay. dys4iK: you promise to neve rphone? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay dys4iK: why would I be mad? dys4iK: oh, sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i'm leaving u dys4iK: please don't leave me! dys4iK: please stay! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: wahhhh! dys4iK: *cries* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not comin over dys4iK: gladly! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again dys4iK: you don't want to get into the threesome? dys4iK: hey, speaking of which, dys4iK: I should get back to sex. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there dys4iK: tracy. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............. dys4iK: .................! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( dys4iK: come on. dys4iK: you enjoyed it too. dys4iK: I know about you two. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm dys4iK: when you got drunk? dys4iK: at some party. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ................. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago dys4iK: there you go. dys4iK: see? dys4iK: it was fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh dys4iK: deal with it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing dys4iK: I can't fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u dys4iK: I told you! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm tellin ur parents sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help dys4iK: when I figure out who you are... dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!! dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house dys4iK: she is? dys4iK: since when? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about dys4iK: hey, whoa. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da dys4iK: our dads are fucking? dys4iK: when did that start? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: that's pretty crazy. dys4iK: think they'd let us join in? dys4iK: with tracy, too? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick bastard sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature dys4iK: I'm immature? dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u dys4iK: neither can I. dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: that was funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though. dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me, dys4iK: we could have a threesome. dys4iK: or something. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj dys4iK: pretty clever, eh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it dys4iK: wasn't my idea. dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car dys4iK: I have a car? dys4iK: cool! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me dys4iK: hey, yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it dys4iK: what are you, then? dys4iK: cheesecake! dys4iK: haha! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: you're a cheesecake. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how? dys4iK: now that everyone's seen pictures of you naked. dys4iK: heh heh. dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night., dys4iK: =) dys4iK: it was kind of you. Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:57:45 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:03:41 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we're over dys4iK: hey, you're back. dys4iK: hi again! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this??????? dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are! dys4iK: but this sure is fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh! dys4iK: =) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: underwater? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh dys4iK: oh, right. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: fat, ugly. dys4iK: lot of acne down your back. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong dys4iK: blue hair. dys4iK: purple eyes! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???? dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader dys4iK: but noone will tell you. dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, coo.. dys4iK: cool. dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: duhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there's teh old josh dys4iK: whatever! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw dys4iK: you're so funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up dys4iK: you're pretty thick, aren't you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i've ever had if u know what i eman sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight. dys4iK: come over right now. dys4iK: let's smoke some crack. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though. dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not clammhy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body dys4iK: Sammy the Clam! dys4iK: pure silk lotion? dys4iK: doesn't silk come out of the ass of worms? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something. dys4iK: I'm not sticking myself back in there. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:20 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:24 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'll wear my cheerleading outfit for you dys4iK: ew. dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly dys4iK: will you wear a strapon? dys4iK: and fuck me in the ass? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog fuck you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm dys4iK: do it! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog dys4iK: you can smoke crack first. dys4iK: I'll get a dog! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no dys4iK: so it can fuck you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO dys4iK: and I'll videotape it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u dys4iK: I want me, too. dys4iK: but I'm with tracy now! dys4iK: sorry! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:29 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! -dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:32 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me dys4iK: I'm madly in love with you. dys4iK: the drugs are fucking with my head. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I don't know what i'm doing anymore. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too dys4iK: marry me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I was lying about tracy! dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous! dys4iK: seriously!~ Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:28 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:33 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww dys4iK: i was lying again. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????? dys4iK: 'cause it's funny to watch you awwwww at me. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me dys4iK: I need more drugs. dys4iK: I love drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me dys4iK: I love drugs! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that dys4iK: and I'm running low on needles. dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles. dys4iK: damnit! dys4iK: fucking hell. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: oh well. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit dys4iK: I'll microwave them. dys4iK: stop what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird dys4iK: I'm jonesing. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: coming down. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today dys4iK: hey, me too! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u dys4iK: why? you're supposed to hate me, bitch. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u dys4iK: you keep telling me you do! dys4iK: stop the lying! dys4iK: oh god, I can't take it anymore! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u dys4iK: fucking hell! dys4iK: I should just oD. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait dys4iK: it'd be fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming over right now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: go for it. dys4iK: you know where I live. dys4iK: (I don't.) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i'll be over in 20 min dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dys4iK: I'll be waiting. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............... dys4iK: ......................... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please dys4iK: I'll go get the strapon. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm on my way over now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon dys4iK: bye! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002 |
haha
lol.. that one was so fuÆking goooooooood :) stupid cheeleader.. if its real that is
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