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Old 07-06-2004, 23:07   #1
Anunnak
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Joke

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man.
"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. > > Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position > imaginable!"
" Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head "
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