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07-06-2004, 23:07
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The Polish Hammer
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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man.
"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. > > Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position > imaginable!"
" Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head "
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07-06-2004, 23:19
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Son of Tob
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HAHA
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07-06-2004, 23:41
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Sexy Beast
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lol
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07-06-2004, 23:56
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rofl :=)
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08-06-2004, 00:52
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#2 fluffer (after Montie)
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fubar and funny :) :=)
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08-06-2004, 09:52
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Cannibal Clown
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ewww
but lol
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08-06-2004, 12:58
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omfg harr harr!!! was wondering how you would rap it up :p
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08-06-2004, 13:57
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Monkey Lover
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Heheh, class :)
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08-06-2004, 14:24
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Class for a necrophiliac joke, mmm...
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08-06-2004, 15:29
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YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS :yes:
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08-06-2004, 19:55
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*shakes head*
Oi.
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09-06-2004, 01:57
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Specialist
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lol :D
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09-06-2004, 11:39
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classic :D
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09-06-2004, 19:20
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this is more like hourly meeting of spammers eheh :p
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23-06-2004, 20:34
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lol :D
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23-06-2004, 20:36
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LMAO.... 8)
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23-06-2004, 20:38
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I love you :)
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23-06-2004, 20:57
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Haha- thats awsome.... I may have to take that joke and use it as my own.
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