I have been accepted back into your midst, I would like to thank all those that vouched for me. I won't let you down :)) Thankyou for this opportunity.
for legal purposes i must state that there is a high probablity of the contents of this post being entirely fictional.
However im also morally obliged to inform you that DA is known in other cirlces as 'Dirty Girty', 'Chester the Molester' and 'Peter-Phile'